The Humorous Desperation of Online Thieves

Online fraud is despicable.

Just as people never cease earning money from their sources of employment, so do online fraud rings never stop trying to vacuum it away. Below are three wonderfully entertaining (and remarkably pitiful) examples of these attempts.

Sara David

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dateWed, Oct 27, 2010 at 10:44 AM

subjectCompliment of the day

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Compliment of the day

From Sara David

My Greetings to you, I am Miss Sara David, 23 years old girl, From cote d'ivoire west Africa, i am an orphan. my Parents are late and known as Mr.and Mrs Dime Richard David, he was Into Coco Business in cote d'ivoire, he was poisoned on his business trip to France by his business partner who traveled with him, before he died he called me very close in hospital and link to me where he kept the certificate of deposit of ( 6.5m usd,) and warn me to move out of this country for safety of my life and documents, also warm me not to invest this fund in my country, for security reason,

Presently i am now in Refuge Camp de cote d'ivoire west Africa since pass three weeks with this important documents DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE, i seek your sincere heart to help me transfer this fund out of this country into your personal accouint overseas, so i shall come and meet you for investment in your country, if possible you can visit my country we meet together and procced further go to the bank ( IT BETTER), BUT If you cannot come due to Distance or your work or business then you forward to me your Full name and contact informations to submit to bank as my beneficiary, also introduce you to bank so they can attend to you and give you transfer proccedure into your account, when the fund been transfered into your account you shall send me some money to prepear my travel papers to come over your country continue my education and also invest in your country,

please i need your sincere feedback,

Thanks and God bless you

From Sara David  

Mrs. Elizabeth Etters

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From: Peter Butler-Pogorzelczyk <PAButler@dmu.ac.uk>

Date: Fri, Oct 15, 2010 at 8:33 AM

Subject: Contact me via email: mrs.etters85@rogers.com

To: info@etters.com

Dear Friend I am Mrs Elizabeth Etters,I have a foundation uncompleted {worth sum of USD 2,142,728.00 Dollars}& need somebody to help me finish it because of my health, Please contact me via email for more details:mrs.etters85@rogers.com

Vivian Samuel

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dateWed, Oct 20, 2010 at 7:33 PM

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Hello,From Vivian,

I am Miss Vivian by name i am a female hopefully that this mail will find you in a perfect state of mind and good condition of health.how are you today i hope that every things is ok with you as it is my pleasure to contact you after viewing your profile and see your personal definitions which i personally find interest on it.

I decided to have communication with you if you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what will happened in future.i will be very happy if you can write me back for easiest communication and to know all about each other, So that i can send you my PIC. i will be waiting to hear from you as i wish you all the best for your day.

Thanks take care,

From Vivian

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